Description
Discover the witty and heartwarming collection, 'Why Don't You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It?' by acclaimed New Yorker writer Patty Marx. This delightful book features a compilation of her mother's clever one-liners and life lessons, wrapped in a charming presentation with full-color illustrations by renowned New Yorker staff cartoonist Roz Chast. Filled with amusing tips that every parent can relate to, this book serves as a perfect gift for Mother's Day or any occasion to celebrate mothers. Each page features humorous insights like, 'If you run out of food at your dinner party, the world will end,' making it not just a read but a heartfelt conversation starter. With 112 pages of laughs and love, this hardcover edition is ideal for anyone who appreciates the quirks of motherhood. Additionally, enjoy the convenience of free shipping on your order, allowing you to share these collective wisdoms with mothers everywhere. Please allow up to 6 weeks for delivery, as once the order is placed, cancellations are not accepted. Let every child grab 'Why Don't You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It?' to gift to their moms and celebrate the laughter and lessons of motherhood.
Note: Shipping for this item is free. Please allow up to 6 weeks for delivery. Once your order is placed, it cannot be cancelled.
Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781250301963
Year: 2019
Publisher: St Martins Press
Pages: 112
Description:
Every mother knows best, but New Yorker writer Patty Marx's knows better. Patty has never been able to shake her mother's one-line witticisms from her brain, so she's collected them into a book, accompanied by full color illustrations by New Yorker staff cartoonist Roz Chast. These snappy maternal cautions include:
If you feel guilty about throwing away leftovers, put them in the back of your refrigerator for five days and then throw them out.
If you run out of food at your dinner party, the world will end.
When traveling, call the hotel from the airport to say there aren't enough towels in your room and, by the way, you'd like a room with a better view.
Why don't you write my eulogy now so I can correct it?
Every child will want to buy this for mom on Mother's Day!
Note: Shipping for this item is free. Please allow up to 6 weeks for delivery. Once your order is placed, it cannot be cancelled.
Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781250301963
Year: 2019
Publisher: St Martins Press
Pages: 112
Description:
Every mother knows best, but New Yorker writer Patty Marx's knows better. Patty has never been able to shake her mother's one-line witticisms from her brain, so she's collected them into a book, accompanied by full color illustrations by New Yorker staff cartoonist Roz Chast. These snappy maternal cautions include:
If you feel guilty about throwing away leftovers, put them in the back of your refrigerator for five days and then throw them out.
If you run out of food at your dinner party, the world will end.
When traveling, call the hotel from the airport to say there aren't enough towels in your room and, by the way, you'd like a room with a better view.
Why don't you write my eulogy now so I can correct it?
Every child will want to buy this for mom on Mother's Day!