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Experience the hilarious chaos of parenthood with **Silence is a Scary Sound**, the latest comedic masterpiece by Clint Edwards. Following his previous success, 'I’m Sorry... Love, Your Husband,' Edwards returns with an uproarious collection of anecdotes from the wild world of raising toddlers. This 288-page hardcover book dives deep into the 'Terrible Twos' phase, capturing all the laugh-out-loud moments that parents can unfortunately relate to. From potty training mishaps to the sheer absurdity of managing three energetic kids, Clint’s stories are filled with wit and wisdom that will have you cackling in agreement.
Join Clint as he reveals the sometimes terrifyingly funny realities of parenthood, explaining how 'wiping a three-year-old's butt is never satisfying.' His tales remind us that parenting is a journey filled with ups and downs, none of which come with a manual. Whether it’s the comedic chaos of toddler tantrums or the quiet thrill of plotting revenge on grown-up children, this book encapsulates life’s humorous struggles. Ideal for parents, caregivers, or anyone enjoying the rollercoaster ride of family life, 'Silence is a Scary Sound' promises to be a treasured addition to your bookshelf.
Plus, don’t worry about shipping; this item comes with **free shipping**! Please allow up to **6 weeks for delivery**. Once your order is placed, however, it cannot be canceled. Get your copy of this brand-new book under ISBN 9781624148538, published by St Martins Press in 2019, and dive into a world where 'Silence is a Scary Sound' becomes a mantra for every parent. Laugh, learn, and find solace in knowing you are not alone in your parenting adventures!
Note: Shipping for this item is free. Please allow up to 6 weeks for delivery. Once your order is placed, it cannot be cancelled.
Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781624148538
Year: 2019
Publisher: St Martins Press
Pages: 288
Description:
After his breakout hit book I’m Sorry... Love, Your Husband, Clint Edwards has more laugh-out-loud tales from the "Terrible Twos" phase each of his three kids went through.
While potty training his daughter, he reveals, "wiping a three-year-old's butt is never satisfying. It’s never rewarding. It just smells bad and makes you feel like a slave locked in some butt wiping servitude." His relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up... and all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy-cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughters car, or waking up at 4 a.m. to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick.
With essays like Locking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives, Turns Out Poop Doesn’t Go Easily Down the Tub Drain, Let Them Watch Screens, and You’ll Never Pee Alone, Clint knows exactly what’s "terrible" about the twos.
Join Clint as he reveals the sometimes terrifyingly funny realities of parenthood, explaining how 'wiping a three-year-old's butt is never satisfying.' His tales remind us that parenting is a journey filled with ups and downs, none of which come with a manual. Whether it’s the comedic chaos of toddler tantrums or the quiet thrill of plotting revenge on grown-up children, this book encapsulates life’s humorous struggles. Ideal for parents, caregivers, or anyone enjoying the rollercoaster ride of family life, 'Silence is a Scary Sound' promises to be a treasured addition to your bookshelf.
Plus, don’t worry about shipping; this item comes with **free shipping**! Please allow up to **6 weeks for delivery**. Once your order is placed, however, it cannot be canceled. Get your copy of this brand-new book under ISBN 9781624148538, published by St Martins Press in 2019, and dive into a world where 'Silence is a Scary Sound' becomes a mantra for every parent. Laugh, learn, and find solace in knowing you are not alone in your parenting adventures!
Note: Shipping for this item is free. Please allow up to 6 weeks for delivery. Once your order is placed, it cannot be cancelled.
Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781624148538
Year: 2019
Publisher: St Martins Press
Pages: 288
Description:
After his breakout hit book I’m Sorry... Love, Your Husband, Clint Edwards has more laugh-out-loud tales from the "Terrible Twos" phase each of his three kids went through.
While potty training his daughter, he reveals, "wiping a three-year-old's butt is never satisfying. It’s never rewarding. It just smells bad and makes you feel like a slave locked in some butt wiping servitude." His relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up... and all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy-cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughters car, or waking up at 4 a.m. to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick.
With essays like Locking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives, Turns Out Poop Doesn’t Go Easily Down the Tub Drain, Let Them Watch Screens, and You’ll Never Pee Alone, Clint knows exactly what’s "terrible" about the twos.