Description
ISBN: 9780997163100
Format: Cloth over boards
Year: 2016
Publisher: Bookbaby
Description:
This book will not help you lose weight
It will not cure your erectile dysfunction
It does not increase the size of your breasts
It will not cure your halitosis
It will not increase your disposable income
It does not offer a money-back guarantee
It will not rid your home of unwanted pests
It will not be available in stores or through an incredible TV offer
It does not cure your embarrassing dandruff flakes
It will not cure Ebola
It will not kill ISIS
It does not endorse any political candidate for office
This book will not keep frozen food fresh
It will not increase the amount of your red blood cells
It does not require refrigeration
It will not cut, slice, or dice
It will not cure your depression
It does not help you get a good night’s sleep
It will not cure your cold
It will not get rid of unwanted pet odors
It does not remove embarrassing acne and blemishes
It will not increase the length of your penis
It will not help you find your soul mate
It does not accept major credit cards
This book has no benefits
It has no side effects
Please do not ask your doctor about this book